Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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