I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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