that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
My vagina is very pro this idea
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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