Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
what if I'm pregnant?
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Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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