dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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