guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
We need a shit load of segways right now
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
