Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
