I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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