is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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