listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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