whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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