new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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