She's JV to your varsity
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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