sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
