I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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