is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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