I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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