I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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