Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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