thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You took a bar mat shot.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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