u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
She announced her abortion via fbk
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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