I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
