Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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