I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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