David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
