Is it normal to miss your booty call?
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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