Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
even my farts smell like vagina
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I didn't notice because vodka
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
How drunk are you?
Completed.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Randomize
