.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
zippers are such a cool invention
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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