So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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