drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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