why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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