i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
How external is "for external use only"?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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