I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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