I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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