Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
my being single is dangerous.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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