So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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