i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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