Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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