don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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