i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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