hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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