...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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