Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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