Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
There r osticjed everywhere
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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