So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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