took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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