I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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