Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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