I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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