You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i think i have two assholes
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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