HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Randomize
