I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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