There is no way he is gay with that hair.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
im on a boat
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