I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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