I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I love you.
Bad choice
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