Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm too high and old for this...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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