So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
he shaved USA in his pubs
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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